Below are the 15 most recent journal entries recorded in bunsdarien's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009
9:12 pm	One of the best stories i ever wrote.. Well.. kinda good. old SG1 Category: Humor(hope) Slash/Het (they all wish) Sexual innuendo Rating: M MATURE (R) Pairings: Tons (all in their dreams ;)) Spoilers: SEASON NINE! Series: Nah Synopsis: Cameron’s lost. Everyone wants to help him... Find his way Notes: Un’beta’d. Just saw Avalon Part 1. Just a bit upset about some b.s. so decided to cheer myself up. Review Please. It’s crazy stuff. But so is most of my stuff. W A R N I N G S Language. Sexually provocative. (All the good stuff.) Ya might say it’s kinda badfic. I hope not. There will be more IF I get reviews.. Disclaimer: Don't own anything to do with anything. Just borrowing them. I WILL give back the character of Jack, but I"m keeping Daniel. He has a new toy to play with! ;) II Find The Way II Cameron’s Stargate: “You don’t have a chance with him.” Vala informed Daniel as she pulled him around to face her. Pulling his arm out of her grasp, the bearded archeologist turned bemused and replied.. “Excuse me?” Rolling her eyes, she restated to him. “You DO. NOT. HAVE. A. CHANCE. WITH. CAMERON!” Daniel’s shoulders arched and free hand raised up in the air. “Chance? Cameron? Huh?” he asked. Wondering if just maybe that tight leather outfit was somehow effecting the air passage to her brain. She chuckled for a bit then placed her hand on his shoulder. He gave her a look, and the arm was removed. “He’s not your type. Your lacking the needed equipment.” With that she took her hands and proceeded to lift up her breasts. Shaking his head in disbelief and shock... “WHAT! I do not want. I don’t know why.. I ... What the hell am I even having this conversation with you. Let’s go..” He turned and started to walk away. Not finished with her pleasurable torture, she ran ahead of him, and forcing him to completely stop. It’s really quite sad to see you fawn all over Colonel Mitchell... I mean, Cameron.. Like that.” Trying to justify her statement, Daniel decided that ignoring her might be a better idea. But, when she started to mimic the conversations he had with Mitchell in her presence... Well, his patience wore thin. “What is your problem. Got a thing against men.. Possibly?” he asked her. “No, my dear. I like men. I like all men. I don’t like you, though.” “Well, I’m a man.” Eyeing him critically, she snorted.. “Might want to check on that. I wouldn’t be quite sure.” Then moving her way over to his chin.. “You have a speck of dirt here. You might want to take some water to that.” Daniel stared at her in disbelief. Eyes tightened. Anger growing. And patience lost. “Excuse me, Vala. But have you been possibly in General O’Neill’s old stash?” From up behind them, Teal’c entered the scene. “DanielJackson. I thought you had made a promise to O’Neill not to ever mention his stash, since that night you two...” Daniel interrupted... “Had coffee and stayed up all evening playing twister.” Daniel growled to himself. ‘Twister?’ Where the hell did that come from. “Hm...” Vala replied. Curious at to what this ‘twister’ was. “Twister? You Tau’ri have strange expressions for such things. But I do see how you might do that. ” There was a slim smile on the Jaffa’s face. He knew what he was saying. As if on cue, in walked Cameron Mitchell. He looked at them, and only catching the tail end of the conversation stated, “Twister! Cool.. When this is all done and said, whose up for a game.” Part 2 Sudden silence. You could of heard a pin drop from the Nox’s world. Then the silence was broken by a choking noise. Everyone turned toward Daniel, who seemed to be having some trouble. "DanielJackson, are you alright?" Teal'c asked in concern as he watched his friend’s face turn a light shade of blue. “Are you in need of Mouth to mouth?”. Cameron walked over toward Daniel, and handed him his canteen. Daniel choked on most of the water that he was trying to swallow down. “Mouth to mouth? You should definitely take up your big Jaffa friends offer...” Vala started saying, watching more water winding up on the Daniel’s outfit, then in his mouth. Then once Daniel seemed to calm down a little, Vala just had to start up on him once again. “You know what I just realized? It’s sad, really, that you choke on liquid... How would you expect to ever deeply suck on the Colonels..." "VALA!" A watery eyed Daniel screeched. Cameron looked at the group.. "Do I even want to know the end of that sentence?" He asked aloud. "NO!" Came from Daniel. "Possibly," Came from Teal'c. "Well, I could just show you," Vala offered.. Looking back and forth from Daniel to Vala, Cameron decided that it might be a safe bet to move away from them and stand next to Teal’c. Afraid to ask, but needing to know, he asked the Jaffa... “When I walked in before.. It wasn’t the game of Twister they were talking about... Was it?" A wee bit of concern evident in his facial features. Looking down at the colonel, a smile adorned his face. "No they were not. I believe they were both more interested in having se... .." "TEAL'C!" Screamed Daniel... A loud sigh was heard. "Oh come on, Daniel, stop ruining our fun." Teased Vala. "Your such a spoiled sport. Really no fun at all." Moving over toward her, Daniel grabbed her arm to have her face to face with him. “This is not funny. Do I look like I'm laughing. Does it look like I think this is funny?" He asked. Eyes wide. Looking deep into his eyes, Vala started laughing. "I don't know about you, but I think this is hysterical. And you still have a better shot at getting impregnated by a gou’ld then having sexual intercourse with..." "YOU! I get it, Vala." Daniel stated. Trying once and for all to end the conversation. "Of course. You don't have a shot with me. I kicked your pathetic ass. I would NEVER sleep with a bottom. That would be a waste of both of our times... You would be called a concubine, or Eunuch in other cultures... It’s a pity though. Your such a nice length. Too bad a woman will never feel...” “STOP! Right there!" Pleaded the voice of Cameron. "That's i!. Vala you go in that corner." Pointing to the right side. "Doctor Jackson, you go into that corner." Pointing to the opposite side. He turned to Teal'c. "Was it ever this difficult with General O'Neill as leader?" Looking hard at Cameron. "Yes. Especially when O'Neill and DanielJackson were having their lovers spats." “TEAL’C!” screamed Daniel. Laughing could be heard from Vala’s corner. “Ah,” Cameron gulped. “Your with me,” He told Teal’c. Literally running from the tombs. As they were exiting, Vala could be heard staying... “See I told you, Daniel.” “SHUT UP! VALA!” part3 some one outside hijacked my wi-fi so I'm having problems posted rest tonight. try from boyfriends house. (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 3rd, 2009
10:27 pm	WIUTB pt 2: !!! No one will ever read this hear, but hell for my entertainment::::: A/N: this is depressing, and short just a warning. I haven't really wrote anything in a while. it probably sucks, but whatever. DARK, Angst. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` John's POV Time is on my side, yes it is. What a fucking sack of shit! Yes, it is! God damn these 27 hours days. The time goes by so slowly since you've been gone. The days have gone into weeks, as the weeks have fallen into months. And months have now fallen into a year and change since the day I lost the love of my life. And no one seems to give a fucking shit! NO ONE in this god damn fucking place seems to see what is happening right in front of their blind ass eyes! I am dying. My soul is crying for it's mate. My heart is torn and in need of major repair. Does anyone care? "Colonel, we need you here." "Colonel, we can not let you go." I am so tired, I can't sleep. I am so upset, I can't eat. Let me go, let me be. I need to be on earth with Rodney so I can make him remember me. The few times I've spoken to Jeannie, she says that he seems to be getting better a little each day. He remembers a few things about his childhood and a few memories seem to focus on Atlantis. "He will space out like a memory is trying to break it's way through: Then within a mere moment, the memory fades and he's left aggravated and his typical Rodney self." Hearing that in her last email 4 months ago, gave me such hope, I went straight to Elizabeth to get permission to take some time from Atlantis. She refused. I did everything in my power to get on the Daedelus, or through the gate only to be shut down at every corner. Even Jeannie's emails have stopped coming through. I cornered Zelenka and he told me that he rerouted my emails, per orders from above. I'm not stupid, I know who made those orders. Now, I sit here alone in my room and let the tears fall. I'm held hostage in a place I once loved and called home... But my home is with Rodney McKay: And if he's not with me I don't want to go on. I walk over to the balcony and lean over the side. Enjoying the beautiful view that once was so heavenly to me. Without Rodney I can't go on. "Goodbye my love." Swinging my legs over the wall I loosen my grip around the balcony and prepare to fall forward. Good bye. . . . . . . . . . As I let go to swan dive to my painless future, a strong hand grabs my shirt and pulls me back. Anger radiates my face as I see Ronan let me go after I'm on the floor and away from the balcony. I don't know what it was, the adrenaline, the exhaustion or lack of food but: The last thing I remember hearing before I fell unconscious was Ronan's voice. "I told you he needed Mckay. Now will you let him go!" (Comment on this)
10:25 pm	Who I use to be part1 A/N: I wrote a story last year called, If you loved me, let me go. Well, that sucked, but had way too much potential so, I'm totally redoing the story. This is the remake. Hopefully it's better written and you will enjoy it. Summary: An accident happens and Rodney loses all his memories. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Category: Slash- Pairings: McShep Category: Angst, H/C. Suicidal thoughts(don't worry no suicide in this fic. ( Much more just warming up.) Warnings: unbeta'd due to I'm still in the mist of this. It only took me 6 months to get this out.(RL) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer: No harm meant toward Stargate, nor Evanescence for the lyric use and title. I just love them. Enjoy. *************************SGA**************************************** Life is such turmoil, sometimes I think I want just want to put a quick end to it. I wonder if the pain really does go away when you seize to exist in this physical realm. I’ve read, I’ve seen and I’ve known others that have taken that as a permanent escape from living a life they just can’t take a hold of any longer. But, I still wonder?! When that blade hits your skin, or when those pills flow down your throat, or even when that bullet leaves your gun . . . Is that the end of the anguish? Does the emotional distress finally come to an end? Or are you lost in oblivion. Lost in the sorrows of what went wrong, and/or what could have been. Is there really a god? Is there such a thing as hell? Is there a life ever after?! So many things to ponder that I really can’t grasp my head around it. I’m lost in this world, all alone and have no idea if I’ll ever find my way out. Only memories are what I have what was once was. We were so good at hiding the truth, holding back those feelings from the outside world that even our dearest friends never knew. I love him, Truly, deeply, madly. I loved him with ever fiber of my soul. Would swim the waters of Atlantis for as long as he wished? Anything he asked, I wouldn’t hesitate. Yes, I say that now: But, I do believe if he ever asked anything beyond of my own strength, I would find a way to complete it. Just to see him smile, would be worth any amount of hardships on my part. His smile: I love his smile. It’s such a rare treat for others, but it’s something I would never take for granted if given the chance again. Oh, god I hurt. My heart aches that he’s gone. I miss him so much.. I just want to go and drag him back with me. Forget what the Doctors say. Forget what Elizabeth says. Forget what Rodney himself might say. I can make him remember! They didn’t give me long enough with him. They rarely gave me a moment alone with him, so how was I suppose to make him remember me?! Remember us?! I know I could do it.. Just given the chance, I can make him remember.. I can! I know I can.. I have to! Current Music: In my head: Tool's Sober (Comment on this)
10:21 pm	Definitely NOT for Het Lovers Disclaimer: The producer, actors and creators of Stargate are meant no harm by this story. It is an act of Fanfiction, and should be taken as such. If anyone believes this to be real, then please email me and I will send you the address for mental health. This is just for my amusement and hopefully someone else out there would like it. Reviewing is appreciated. Good, Bad, I want to hear the truth. Thank you and enjoy A/N: This story was birthed due to a big error on my part. On FF.net I stupidly forgot to finish my syn with 'slash.' Well a het'er emailed me and reprimanded(?) me on my mistake.... But, her email brought this story on so that I thank her. Slash-J/D Childe_Of_Darkness Satanshavenchilde_ Childe_Of_Darkness Satanshave Daniel sat down on his computer carefully reading what was on the screen. "I can't believe this!" Daniel yelled, annoyed. Jack just turned to see what had Daniel so upset. Placing down the artifact, he was juggling with on the desk. Moving so he was now leaning over Daniel’s shoulder, "Oh, Wow . . . " Jack stated, amazed. Daniel just turned to his lover and gave him his famous puppy dog-wounded pouts. "For crying out loud, Daniel! You know they can't see the truth if it bites them in the ass!" Daniel sighed and left a small kiss on his lovers cheek. "I know that Jack . . . It's just upsetting to see it here in black and white." He replied. Jack smirked. His ego growing even larger now. "Well technically it's in a grayish blue and red but . . . " "Jack? Do you wanna play solo tonight . . . Because if you don't take my concern seriously I will make sure that's the case indefinitely??!" Jack could see that his lover meant business. "Daniel, they’re all cracked. I don't get how 90% of the SGC thinks I'm banging Carter. I mean she's nice to look at. Got a great rack and . . . " He stopped himself when he saw the anger laminating off Daniel's face. Thinking quickly, Jack continued: "And she's got bigger balls then me. That way to I’m a toy boy short hair. An. And. I don't remember ever seeing her in a dress... She just seems too masculine in a sense for me. Body built wisely.. All women. Attitude wise: She'd kick my ass. Anyway, I got my love right here and I'm very happy with him." Jack sighed in relief when Daniel gave him a small peck on the cheek. "I'm glad you’re happy with me, Jack. I feel the same way with you, but I would like to see why most of the SGC has this bet going on." Daniel dug in deeper into the SGC pages. Jack was thinking of ways to dismember whoever was responsible for these pages. Why were they betting on his sex life, and why was he missing out on the cash? "HA!" Daniel erupts, pushing his chair back from the computer. "What?" Jack asked. "See! See! Before 1999, 87% of the SGC thought you were doing your cute, little, lost archaeologist." Daniel thought for a moment. "Cute? Little? Lost?... Me??" "And . . . " Jack asked. "After that incident with the Zartac, that percentage went to 85% Colonel O'Neill having relations with Sam. I only got 5% of the votes after that." He did his pout again. Jack leaned in closer, the smug look on his face, unmistakable. "Well, who got the remaining 10%?" he asked. Curious to see whom else they thought he was having sex with. Daniel looked then turned to Jack with a smile on his face. "Anise." Jack looked mortified. "Oh, god. I think I'm in Het Hell right now. Quick, Daniels... remind me just how wrong our comrades are." Turning off the computer, Daniel walked over toward Jack who was sitting on his couch. He straddled the General and started to grind his pelvis into Jack's. He stopped for a moment with a question. " Jack. I got one question to ask you. Why do you think they believed after the Zartac that you and Sam had a chance together? I mean, I know you said you cared for her more then you should and all..." "Daniel at the time I did care for her more then I should, but it was a physical need, not an emotional one. Did I want to have sex with her? Hell yeah at the time. But now I see what I would have gotten myself into and I'm glad I never went that far. Besides.. Look what she did to Pete. He didn't deserve that!" Starting the grinds again... "No. Pete is a good guy, and he didn't deserve that." Jack opened Daniel's fly and put his hand inside. Daniel moaned as Jack worked his hand. "Doors Locked?" Jack asked. Realizing they should have made sure of that fact way before they started this. "Ah.. Ah.. Yes! YES!" Daniel moaned. "Good. Now.. Let’s just prove how wrong they are.." Outside the door, unknown to the two men inside: "So, you going to double that bet?" A male voice asked. "Double?! Hell, I’m going to Triple. It’s a sure fire win" A familiar female voice stated Current Mood: bored Current Music: Smoke on the water: deep purple (Comment on this)
Monday, June 30th, 2008
9:36 pm	Totally Committed ( You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. ) Current Mood: tired Current Music: Sexy Can I is playing in my head: if that counts :@ (Comment on this)
Saturday, February 23rd, 2008
9:32 pm	Man, I can't take you anywhere Why not, this is a funny slash story Jack/Daniel pairing that was written YEARS AGO.. Anyone checking it out, holler to me and I'll put others up. Man, I can't take you anywhere! Rating: Pg-13 Humor, slash-but no Sex! Language Written orginally May 22, 2003 Authors: Chaff and Bunsdarien Review please Unbeta'd. Your forewarned. Just a little madness. Man, I Can't Take You Anywhere! By: Chaff and Dee "Okay, SG1, you have the weekend off. Enjoy...Dismissed." "Sweet! Team night, kids. My house." Jack announces as SG1 is getting up to leave. "Watching the game, or renting videos, Sir?" Sam inquires. "Whichever." "Videos!" Sam, Teal'c and Daniel answer in unison. Showered and dressed, the team makes their way up top. "Teal'c, you're with me. Sir? Are we heading straight to your house?" "We need munchies, Jack. Your supply is tapped." Daniel pipes in. Patting Daniel's belly, Jack replies, "Jeez Daniel, I wonder why. Okay then, the convenient store?" "They're too expensive, Sir. You practically have to take out a loan to buy a candy bar there." "Walmart it is then." Jack announces as they get in their vehicles. Jack pulls in and parks outside the shopping center. " Ready?" "Jack, why don't you and Teal'c go get the movies, and Sam and I will get the junk food. We can save time that way." "What!? No way! I want to get my own stuff. You NEVER get what I ask you for." "Jack...You asked for Twizzlers. I got Twizzlers. How did I mess that up?" "I specifically asked for cherry. You got strawberry. You KNOW I hate strawberry!" "Really? Well you weren't complaining about the strawberry body candy you licked off me last week!" "Oh God! I SO did not need to hear that guys. Eeww!" Sam complained, standing beside the truck. "Sorry Carter...Didn't realize the window was down a bit." Jack apologized while adjusting himself in his suddenly too tight jeans. Daniel snorts, noticing the movement,"Yeah...doesn't seem to be bothering you now either." Jumping out of the truck, a discouraged Daniel grabs Sam's arm, "Hey Sam, let's try and keep away from him in there. He's so immature when we're shopping. It's really embarrassing." Whole heartedly agreeing, Sam follows Daniel's lead into Blockbuster. Teal'c was bringing up the rear with Jack. "O'Neill, I hope you will behave yourself in there this time. Last time, the store clerk threatened to have you escorted, by the authorities, out of the store." "Hey T, that wasn't my fault! I had my hand on that video FIRST!" "O'Neill...you were arguing with a child, over a child's movie." "Hey! Adults watch Disney. And that was the last copy of Brother Bear! Survival of the fittest!" "Threatening to feed him to an Unas may have taken it a bit too far." "Oh..Yadda, yadda!" Teal'c gives a groan then, sounding like the Addams Family butler. "C'mon Lurch, let's get some movies." Jack suggests. "Anyway, It's not like he knew what an Unas looked like." "That's because MajorCarter effectively removed the copy of 'Enemy Mine' from your grasp before you could show the child." Once they reached Sam and Daniel, Daniel complains, "Christ Jack! We heard you coming from the parking lot. The clerk is probably already calling the police." Looking around like they were going to be jumped any second, he adds, "I KNOW they remember you from the last time when that woman accused you of assaulting her seven year old." "What!? He assaulted ME! He kicked me in my bad knee! All did was remove his fingers from MY movie!" Sam snorts at this and remarks to Daniel, "Too bad the kid wasn't a bit taller." Daniel starts to get a good laugh, then immediately sobers. "Oh, Hey! That's not funny!" "All right, pack it in troops. Grab some movies and let's go. The night isn't getting any younger." Jack orders. "Just like you, O'Neill." "Hey T, you're a Hell of a lot older than I am." Jack quietly replies to Teal'c. "Yes I am...and both of my knees are in excellent shape." It was Jack's turn to groan like Lurch. Inside of Walmart, the group makes their way to the candy and cakes aisle. Each throws a few things into the cart. "Daniel?" Jack calls out. Turning his head, "Yeah, Jack?" "There's something we need. Why don't you go get it?" Jack requests, pointing towards the Health and Beauty Aids section. Wide eyed, Daniel complains, "Aw Jack! Why do I have to get it? Why can't you go instead?" Shaking his head, "No can do. I'm getting myself the EXACT munchies I want. Now be a good doctor and go get it, will ya." Jack makes a grab for Sam's box of cakes. "Waddaya got there, Carter?" "Sir, Keep your hands OFF my Little Debbies!" Sam orders while snatching her cakes back out of Jack's reach. "Well YOU grabbed for my Twinkey! I suppose that's okay?" "I NEVER touched your Twinkey! It was your Snowballs I was after!" Teal'c, noticing the crowd starting to stare, offered," DanielJackson, I will assist you in your embarrassing quest for lubrication." "Um...Okay...thanks." The two make their way to the area of the lubricants. "I hate this! Why do they have to put this stuff in the feminine hygiene aisle? GREAT!" He said a little louder than he planned. "DanielJackson?" Teal'c asked, concerned. Daniel just shrugged his shoulders. Of course there's about ten women occupying the aisle. "Do not fear my friend. I will take care of this for you." Clearly relieved, Daniel replies, "Thanks Teal'c. Thank you so much. I'll just be over here." Daniel informs him, pointing in the opposite direction of the crowded aisle. Daniel moves about twenty feet away for good measure. Teal'c stares intently at the different types of lubricant on the shelves in front of him, ignoring the chuckles coming from the teenage girls watching him. Grabbing a hold of a few, he starts to read the backs. Keeping only two in his hand, he puts the rest back. Turning, he calls out, "DanielJackson?" Daniel, hands in his pockets, trying to look as inconspicuous as possible, turns to Teal'c. Teal'c, holding a bottle of Astro-glide and a bottle of KY, calls out, "Which do you prefer?" Daniel's jaw dropped. The chuckles from the girls turn into full hysterics. His face bright red, he mouthes, 'KY'. Teal'c nods and turns back, placing the Astro-glide back on the shelf. Casting a glance at a larger tube of KY than the one he was holding, he calls out again, "DanielJackson? Do you prefer the large tube or the small?" Eyes fairly bulging now, he drops his head and puts up a hand, telling Teal'c whatever is fine. Just as he's about to make a break for it to try and salvage what little dignity he has left, he's stopped dead in his tracks once more by Teal'c. "DanielJackson? Do you need Regular, or Sensitive?" Not able to take any more, Daniel fairly yells, "Just GRAB one and let's GO!" "But DanielJackson, did you not have a rather embarrassing rash last time? I do believe I will grab the Sensitive." After finally getting away from the most humiliating situation he can remember being in, Daniel hisses at Teal'c, "Jack put you up to that, didn't he?! How the hell else would YOU know about my rash?!" Teal'c and Daniel met Jack and Sam at the checkout line. Jack was just yelling out, "Hey...There's only twenty people on each line! Don't you think you should close a few registers down?!" Noticing Daniel, Jack asks, "Got everything?" "Yes!" Daniel says, aggravated that Jack would put Teal'c up to embarrass him like that. "Good. Been on line for about FIFTEEN MINUTES NOW!" Counting the people ahead of him, he announces, "And we still have eighteen people to go." "Sir..." Carter states, "I'VE been on line for fifteen minutes. YOU just got back." Daniel and Teal'c eye Jack. They are about to say something when an argument from the next aisle catches everyone's attention...."CONDOMS! What the hell do you need condoms for?!" A woman asks a man. "I thought you wanted a baby!" Another argument, accompanied by a loud slap, is heard behind them. Two women are arguing, "You BITCH!! You're cheating on me with a MAN!!" The rest of the team look accusingly at Jack, who has his hands folded behind his back while he looks around trying to play the 'innocent party'. Daniel glares at his soon-to-be ex-lover. "Man....I can't take you ANYWHERE, can I?" Ignoring the few other arguments breaking out at various places in the store, the team continues it's stare down of Jack. "I...I...Have to use the restrooms." With that, he starts to walk away. "O'Neill...The restrooms are identifiable by the presence of sinks and toilets." "Oh for Pete's sake! Don't you think I know that?! The fitting room thing was just a JOKE!" "Yeah right, Jack. That's why you hollered for toilet paper." Daniel snorts and rolls his eyes. "That was for effect!" Jack defends. "Well Sir, it wasn't very funny. The sales lady fainted. It caused quite a commotion." "My plan all along. Ah HELL! If we can get out of here by...say...midnight, then I could possibly hold it." Sam lets out a heavy sigh, "We are SO never doing this again." Daniel agrees, "You've got that right. Besides, here comes security. I doubt they'll ever let us in here again." Noticing the group of laughing teenagers have appeared behind them in line, and they appear to find him funnier than ever, he adds, "Not that I'll ever show my face in here again, anyway." With a slight smirk and a raised eyebrow, Teal'c adds, "Indeed." THE END (Comment on this)
Friday, November 17th, 2006
8:39 pm	Title: Pass that aspIrin around will ya?! Rating: NC17(going all out there) Category: Slash, Het, little Angst, Humor Synopsis: Headaches, Headaches, Headaches. They seem to be going around at the most inconvenient time. Crossover: SG1/SGA *Wanted to go all out* Warning: Sex, Masturbation, Language Disclaimer: The producer, actors and creators of Stargate are meant no harm by this story. It is an act of Fanfiction, and should be taken as such. If anyone believes this to be real, then please email me and I will send you the address for mental health. This is just for my amusement and hopefully someone else out there would like it. Reviewing is appreciated. Good, Bad, I want to hear the truth. Pink is meant no harm from this story. "Daniel." Cameron stood at the door way of one Doctor Daniel Jackson. He looked over to see his lover of five months sitting at his desk heavy in translations from what it looked like. Chuckling to himself, he breathed a sigh of relief that finally Daniel and him were in the same planet and he would no longer be in need of his hand for the sexual release. Colonel Cameron Mitchell started to make his way over and called out. "Daniel." No reply. Not even a blink of the eye. "Daniel?" Cameron tried again. He came along side of his love and with erodic pose moved his fingers up and down Daniel's arm. After a mere moment Daniel jerked his arm away from the intrusion. "Vala, not tonight!" That was all he said. Cameron just stared him down. "Excuse me?" He voiced a little louder. Anger laced the words. Daniel finally taking his eyes from the object looked up. "Oh, Cameron. The same goes for you. Not.... Tonight. You do understand the meaning of those two words, don't you?" Cameron just stared a him. None to happy at the moment. This was a monogamous relationship. Wasn't it? Well, If you don't count that time he woke up next to... Wait let's get back to this.... ...just a bit. Current Mood: moody Current Music: C.Barkley-- Crazy K104.7( NY) (Comment on this)
Monday, November 6th, 2006
8:38 pm	FIRST MCSHEP STORY Atlantis. Angst. Okay if ya read this ya find out my alias. I did my first Atlantis story and I really liked it... I got afew reviews my stuff never really got alot of attention which is cool, but I would love to take it off the sites and post it beta'd. If anyone passes by this and wants to email me.. comment.. WARNINGS: Some season 3 spoilers. Slash, Angst, Hurt/Not so much comfort. Kinda AUish. no beta. Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney Mckay Rating is M for Mature Notes:This is NOT a DeathFic. IF YOU LOVE ME, LET ME GO by Childe Of Darkness:satanshavenchilde aka.. bunsdarien This is also my VERY FIRST ATLANTIS FIC. I had an idea and was stuck between two fandoms. Heard Evanescence's new album THE OPEN DOOR and Song 3 just screamed to be written into a story. It's kind quick and really sad. So I'm giving you heads up on that. Review if this sucks are what. I want to know if I should stick with my SG1 guns... I I redid the story and added more to it. Changed things around a bit. It's more Mature in nature and more angsty. Thank you for reading and hope you enjoy the changes. 'these are past tense. John is remembering the way it was.' Since I can't get italics to work. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer: The producer, actors and creators of Stargate are meant no harm by this story. It is an act of Fanfiction, and should be taken as such. If anyone believes this to be real, then please email me and I will send you the address for mental health. This is just for my amusement and hopefully someone else out there would like it. Reviewing is appreciated. Good, Bad, I want to hear the truth. Evanescence is meant no harm from this story. Thank you and enjoy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lt Colonel John Sheppard stood on the walk-way of the place Rodney McKay now called home. The cold winters chill dug into the light jacket he wore. 'I wish we could tell them.. I wish we were allowed to scream it throughout the halls of Atlantis.' Pulling it closer to him, he made his way up to the front steps and hesitated ringing the door bell. He knew someone was home from the cars and the driveway and childrens laughter coming from inside. 'If you dare tickle me again... I swear John, your be..' John smiled down at his love, 'I'll be what?' He continued to tickle right behind Rodney's right thigh. 'Yo..your b...be... sorry...' the highly ticklish Rodney tried to state. John just kept on with it, loving the sound of Rodney's laugh. Lost in the moment he didn't realize until Rodney had flipped them over. A devilish gleam hit Rodney's eyes. 'My turn!' With that he made his way down John's body Rodney had a side that very few had seen. He was a very loving guy, okay children weren't his strong suit. He had no patience for them, but it was not like him or John would be having any. As long as they had one another that's all that matter.. Now he was volitarly be living with his sister and her family: John heard from people who had heard from others that Rodney had become the doting uncle. A deja vu of "Rod" popped into John's mind. 'He's so much that I am not, John. I know Jeanie wishes he were her brother instead of me.' 'She loves you, Rodney. I love you. Never forget that. Never!' If only John was with Rodney that day, maybe just maybe things might be different. They would still be on Atlantis, happy. Together. Shaking his head he tried to remember the good times, but the bad times seemed to take prescendence. His love was gone. In all of a blink of an eye. The explosion was a stupid accident with someone touching something that was off limits. That person was lucky in John's eyes with their death. No love of theirs would suffer the silent heartache and pain that John has been going through. Rodney was in a coma and the outcome was not so good. But, Rodney McKay is one stubborn mule. He beat the odds. After 13 days he finally opened his eyes. 13 days after Carson told John that there was substantial brain damage and if he ever awoke he would not be the same. Sadly, he was right. 'You don't remember my name.' He remembered when his love finally was awake enough to answer simple questions. That had been 20 days since they had their last kiss. 20 days since they made love. He would have to hold on to those memories. For they would never be repeated. Rodney suffered from memory loss. Permanent memory loss. Tissue was damage. Something about the side of the brain... John blocked it all out. All he heard was that his love was hurt and he was going to take care of him and make him better. After a few weeks, Rodney became distant from John. John was trying too hard to help Rodney. He was mother henning him and all it wound up doing was angering Rodney. A few weeks later, Jeannie McKay Miller showed up to take her brother home. John put his foot down, but as everyone reminded him he had no say in the matter. They didn't know about them. It killed him inside when informed that Rodney himself had contacted her. 'He forgot me. He doesn't remember.' He had asked about his family and was informed he had a sister. Things were too much for him in Atlantis and he really had to get away from John. Not that he let anyone know that, but some guessed. Rodney waited until John was off world to leave. Unfortunately, when John came back and found out: He blew a gasket and tried unsuccessfully to find ways to leave Atlantis and drag Rodney home. As the months went by things happened, people died, and John truly needed a break. That's how he wound up here on the Millers front porch. John's finger hit the door bell as the front door flung open. "Took you long enough to finally ring that thing," the snark was still there in his voice, but never reached the eyes. "Hi, Rodney." John smiled at the man in front of him. He couldn't help it; He looked good. Real good. "Rodney... I've got to get use to that. I've been called Mere for so long...." "Mere, who's at the door?" Jeannie interrupted with. "It's Colonel Sheppard." With that Jeannie made her way over to the door. "Colonel?! I'm sorry but I thought Meredith made it clear that...." "It's okay, Jeannie. Really. I'll only be a few minutes then I'll help you with the dishes. Promise." Rodney gave his sister a heartfelt smile that just broke John. Never again would he be on the receiving end of one of those smiles. Jeannie walked away and Rodney slipped outside shivering as the cool wind caressed him. "Rodney, I'm sorry I just had to see you. It's been such a bad time that I just really needed to see how you were... And if..." Shaking his head, "And if I remembered anything? I'm sorry Colonel.." "John," he interrupted with. "Have you read any of the notes you kept on your laptop? Maybe something might...." "John." Rodney interrupted with. "I'm reading the words of a ghost. Not one world on that screen means anything to mean. I'm sorry but the man that loved you died in that explosion. It's been over a year, you have to get over it." "Get over it?! How the hell do I get over loving you?" "Move on. That's the first step." "But, I don't want to move on. I want to help you remember us. Help you become who you were. I want us to be the way we were." "No! I don't want that. I can't have that. Don't you understand why I left Atlantis?!" "Your sister came and you wanted to......" Rodney's drastic shaking of his head stopped John dead. "It was you. I had to get away from you." "No." John shook his head. "No! Why would you want to get away from me? I love you, I want to help you get better." "You will never understand. When your around me, I feel like I have the weight of the world upon my shoulders. No one should ever feel like that." The tears tried to break free from John's eyes but he held them back. Making his way over to Rodney, he placed his hands on his shoulders. "I never wanted you to ever feel anything like that, Rodney. Is that what my loving you feels like to you?" Rodney didn't answer him. He just closed his eyes. "I love you, Rodney!! God, damn it. I love you." The tears finally broke free and were fallen from John's eyes as he pulled Rodney into his arms. 'I love you.. John.' "I love you..I'd never hurt you.." "Please, I love you..." Rodney allowed John to hold him. He was surprised he did not even feel the urge to comfort the distressed man. His arms hung limply at his sides. This man, John Sheppard's love was truly gone. His Rodney McKay was no more. Finally having had enough, Rodney pulled himself away from his ex lover. "Rodney?" John wiped at the tears from his eyes. "If you love me, then let me go." He told John while moving back toward Jeannie's front door. "No... We can try... See if...." John started to walk toward Rodney was was held back. Rodney held his hands up in front of him. "I won't be held down by who I used to be, John. Your Rodney is gone. He's dead.I know you don't believe in me safe in the dark... How can I make you see? That this is what's best for me." He made his way over to the door and turned the knob. John didn't follow this time. "If you ever truly loved me: Let me go." With that he went inside without even a backward glance to the distraught man on the walk way; he closed the door. Lt Colonel John Sheppard stood on the walk-way of the place Rodney McKay now called home. The cold winters chill dug into his light jacket he wore. Tears free-falling from his eyes he turned and walked back to his car. He turned around to face the house one last time. "Happy anniversary, Rodney." Current Mood: rejuvenated Current Music: wieght of theworld: Evanescence (Comment on this)
8:20 pm	STARGATE SLASH RYMHES Disclaimer: I do not own the television series that this fanfiction is written for, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. These were written December of 2003, during the snow storms. We were bored at work. The mall wouldn't close early. NY MALLS SUCK.. So what else was there to do. Not intended for the kiddies ;) Title: Nursery Rhymes.. Not for the Kids Author: Chaff & Dee Pairing: Jack/Daniel Sam/Teal'c Rating: R Catergory: Seriously Dellusional Humour. Your take. Date: December 5,6, 2003 Status: Hopefully continual. If any good. Or anyone has any better ideas???? Synopsis: Just the ruining of childrens rhymes. Notes: Vert short rhymes. Very dirty rhymes. My boss is as much to blame for these as I am. As our both of our Mothers. They told them to us... Warnings: Bad....This is just for fun..Just posted them here for the sick people like me to enjoy. Nothing else. Disclaimer: No offense to the kiddies. No offense to Mother Goose. No offense to stargate SG1 Actors. No offense to anyone who like the rhymes. No offense to the mentally stable. I'm just nutz... 1. Jack be nimble But don't be too quick Cause Daniel wants to savior His time on your thick, hard dick. 2. Jack directed his hard erection Into his lover's core After all of a minute, he came within im' And left Daniel wanting more. 3. Jack be limber And he comes real quick Especially when he jumps on Daniels mean, long dick. 4. Colonel O'Neill blew On Daniel's big horn While Sam and Teal'c screwd And the General read porn. 5. Big Jack please Come blow my cock Your Danny is waiting Hard as a rock. The last one.. and my fav.. 6. Colonel O'Neill come blow your mate Daniel is waiting down by the stargate The General's in the office The teams are away Where is the Colonel that looks after the team He's under Daniel. Just about to get reamed. 1. Hickory, Dickory, Dock Daniel grabbed ahold of Jack's cock Within one big yank He blew like a tank Hickory, Dickory, Dock 2. Our cocks rub together-we're mating a storm We're two men on a desk-coming along The woman on base are jealous as can be Cause the only one aloud to fuck him is me! 3. Pull George Pull Your hand will have to do Christ, your hard for such an old man Faster and Faster. As fast as you can Man do we need to get you screwd. And the finale.....( 4. I yank his dick up and down While I ride him like a pony When I stuck my dick in his ass The bastard called me......TONY? Yanking Daniel, I kept him up I'd yank on Daniel only In reference to his bad mistake.. WHO THE FUCK IS TONY! I blew my load then I went down, Grabbed his dick and started sucking He moaned, so loud, that by now He better know it's not Tony he's fucking! Hey now Danny, how was that? I ask while we lay in bed. You ever call me Tony again I'll shove my gun up your ass instead! Hope ya Enjoyed! s ~~ Oh for a little tidbit.. I don't think NCIS was on when we wrote this, orat least either of us watched it..But I'm claiming Dinozzo as this Tony!! :) Is anyone ever gonna read this... Probably not..:( Current Music: wild horses ::rolling stones (Comment on this)
8:10 pm	SlashFic:J/D The day the characters talked back SG1 This one seemed to be one of most popular ones. This is all old stuff i'm posting here. Newer stuff.. um... well I kinda retired bunsdarien a bit and have an alias. Ya see.. :) Disclaimer: I do not own the television series that this fanfiction is written for, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. Title: The Day The Characters Talked Back Author: Dee Author: Chaff Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Jack/Daniel Category: Slash, Humor, Skit Date written: 3/7-3/13/2004 Status: Complete Series: Part 1 of 3 Season: Any Synopsis: If the characters could talk back, what would they say. It's basically us, the writers, interacting with Jack and Daniel. This is written in script(skit) form. Notes: Dave, we used your line. Don't worry, it's put to good use. Thank you Alpha-Betas. Sue we took your advice. Thank you Jagwolfsden for the beta. We love ya... Thank you, thank you. Disclaimer: We don't own them. Own nothing to do with stargate except the boxsets. Just having fun with them. They have been returned unharmed. Enough said. ~The Day The Characters Talked Back~ By Chaff & Dee 1/1 Scene Location: The rarely seen bedroom of one Colonel Jack O'Neill. Scene Starts: Jack and Daniel are on the bed, giving each other "physicals." Jack: Panting, "Doctor, take my temperature. I'm burning with a fever." Daniel: "Um, Jack. You KNOW I'm not that kind of Doctor." Jack: "Shh; you can pretend to be. I won't tell. And that's not the kind of thermometer I need anyway." Daniel pulls Jack's head back toward his lips. Jack is now lying naked across Daniel's equally naked body. Background Noise: (THUD!) Jack: Lifting his head, "What was that?" Daniel: "Nothing." Pulling Jack back down. Background Voice: Whispering, "You okay? Hello? Damn, forgot the smelling salts. I better go get them." Jack: "I know I heard something." Daniel: "Aggravated, "Jack, I think you've finally lost what's left of your marbles." Jack: "Funny." Desire overcoming him, "Now, where were we?" ~~~~~~~~~~~More kissing and making out~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Co-Slash Writer(Co-SW): Brings out the smelling salts. "Are you alright?" Slash Writer(SW): "Am I dead? That was a HEAVENLY sight." Jack starts to push upward again, but Daniel clings hungrily to his mouth. This leaves both men gasping for air. They slide in delicious friction, grinding their hips against one another. Daniel has his hands placed on Jack's tight ass. He's pushing his fingers almost painfully between his cheeks, pulling him closer to the edge of ecstasy. Each other's names about tot leave their mouths. They.. They.... SW: "WAIT! STOP! STOPPPPPPPP! You're doing IT wrong!" Jack pulls away from an obviously disappointed Daniel. He looks up and glances around the bedroom. Jack: "Now, I KNOW I heard that!" Daniel: Sighing, "I heard it also. It's probably just one of those slash writers." Jack jumps off of Daniel and the bed. He grabs his boxers from the floor and pulls them on. He then grabs Daniel's Calvin Klein's and throws them at him. Daniel proceeds to painfully put them on, leaving him extremely uncomfortable. Jack: "Slash Writers?" Daniel: Flinging his aroused body backwards on the bed. "You know, Jack; the People that like to rewrite our story lines... Occasionally, haven't you ever wondered why two totally straight men are having wild, passionate sex?" Jack: Smiling, "Yeah, I have, but I'm suppose to be the dumb one here." Smile fading and anger setting in. "Wait a damn minute. What the fuck was she yelling about? What were we doing wrong?" SW: "Sorry to interrupt you two in the middle of your um.... climax, but it wasn't correct." Jack: "What the fuck is that suppose to mean?" Daniel: "Yeah, it felt....correct." SW: "No! You two were just sliding across each other, kissing. If I wanted a sex scene written like that it would be a rated R skit. This is suppose to be NC-17!" Daniel: "Picky, picky." Jack: "What the fuck would a female know about two men having sex!" Leaning down toward Daniel, he whispers, "Can you say someone needs to get a man and lay off the vibrators!" SW: "I heard that! Besides, that's not me, that's the Co-Writer. Anyway Jack, Does the word Eunuch mean anything to you? I can write a nice, detailed story about you "losing" your manhood on a mission. Then you can become Daniel's permanent bitch!" Daniel: Laughing, "He already is." Jack: Looking at Daniel, "Excuse me?" Daniel: "Just joking, Jack. Jeez, seems everyone here has PMS today!" SW: "You know I can write the same storyline for you." Co-SW: "Don't you even think about it!... By the way, remind me to pick up some batteries. I'm out. And also, I have to stop and have that Michael Shanks picture enlarged. Do you think Staples can make it life size?" SW: Sighing, "No, unfortunately. And you're right about Daniel. We wouldn't want to ruin that perfectly sculptured Adonis." Jack: "What?! You'd be willing to castrate my character, but not Daniel's?" SW & Co-SW: "Yes!" Jack: "What's he got that I don't?" SW: "Where do we start?" Co-SW: "Brains." SW: "Looks." Co-SW: "Youth. Many more years ahead of him." SW: "A better package." Jack: "THAT'S ENOUGH!" He yells. "Anyway, it's not the size of the ships. It's the motion of the ocean." Daniel: "Yeah Jack, but it takes a longgg time to get to England in a row boat!" SW: "Where the hell did that come from?" Co-SW: "Duh. Don't you listen to Jeff Foxworthy?" SW: "Ah, No. Can I borrow the CD?" Co-SW: "Sure, I got it right in my car." SW: "Do you have George Carlin? I like him." Co-SW: "Yeah, I...." Daniel: "You know, I heard Dennis Leary is pretty good too." Jack: "What the fuck! Shut the hell up, Daniel. Don't encourage them." SW & Co-SW & All Those Who Love Daniel: "Don't speak to him like that!" Co-SW: " Hope you weren't too attached to your equipment!" Daniel: "Ladies, please. I like his equipment." SW: "Okay. But only for you." Daniel: "Thank you." Jack: "That's it! I'm leaving!" SW: "What! You aren't going anywhere. There's some heavy fucking scenes ahead." Jack: Oh, now we're fucking. I thought that was what we were doing before you rudely interrupted us!" SW: "You were doing it wrong." Jack: "Wrong?! We were fucking. You know, we were naked. Our members were connecting, and on the verge of blowing like volcano's." SW: "That was making out! Fucking is.... Well, it's like a car. You put a key in the ignition and take it out for a ride." Jack: "Sex is like a car? Where the hell is she pulling this stuff from, her ass?" SW: "You know, we wouldn't have to be writing these if your show's episodes weren't so....crappy!" Jack & Daniel: "Yeah, she's got a point. They have been.....Wait a damn minute! WE write some of these episodes." SW: "Stick to your day job, boys." Co-SW: "Yeah, you're better at acting." Jack & Daniel: "No respect!" SW: "Okay, let's get back to the story." Jack: "I don't feel like it." Daniel: "What! I've got a major heard on in dire need of release. You are NOT going anywhere." Jack: "Oh yes I am." Daniel: "Come on, Jack," He begs. Blinking those sexy as hell eyelashes at Jack, he states, "We can do it their way." Jack: "Well...." SW: "Good. Now get back to the actual fucking please!" Jack: "Can you leave?!" SW & Co-SW: "NO!" Jack: "Well, I don't know if I can perform with an audience." SW & Co-SW: "Yes you can. Believe us, you can and you will." Daniel let's out a sigh. Ripping off his Calvin's, he bears his erection for all those to see. Daniel: "Take me, Jack." Background Noise: (THUD!) Background Noise: (THUD!) Jack & Daniel: "Hello?" Jack: Smiling, "Well, now that we're not gonna be interrupted, let's begin." Daniel: "Oh let's....." ~~The End~~ Current Music: Q104.3 NY radio station....class rock.. (Comment on this)
6:08 pm	SLashfic: Rose ofPossibility J/D stargatesg1 Okay I finally decided to post some fanfiction here. Mostly Stargate SG1 and they were co-written by my fried Chaff. Here's the first one I'm posting. Written back in 2004.It's archived on the alphagate as well as alot of my other stuff. dee or dee and chaff. No clue if anyone will read this so might as well. Title:rose of possibility Rating: r Pairing: J/D Fandom: StargateSG1 2/2004 Category: slash, a bit angst. Synopsis: Jack watches An Affair to remember and gets an idea. Oh no!!... Notes: Thank you Sonnettac for the beta.. Thank you, thank you.... Poem written by Breana. CO-Written by Chaff. Most of the humor is her doing. I was going for a Angsty story. But it works good. Disclaimer: I don't own them. I don't own anything of value. I'm just having fun with them my own way. Enough said. W a r n i n g s: Just Language. This is Jack we're talking about. And one very STUPID act on Jack's part! R & R. This is just a little Romantic story. DOn't know where it came from. But, here it is. .Enjoy ;) TIME: 7:24 a.m. DATE: February 14th LOCATION: The SGC SPECIFICALLY: Outside of the office of Doctor Daniel Jackson. I can't believe I'm actually doing this. I don't believe I'm doing this. I have butterflies floating around in my stomach. I feel like a teenager with a crush. I hope this goes well. I hope he doesn't wind up hating me. I hope he feels the same. I'm going out on a limb here. Risking my future...but he's worth it. Great I'm babbling now. I love him. I've been in love with him forever now. I was just too stupid and blind in my own world. Unwilling back then to give up my career for him. But now that he came back to us, I'll give up anything just to hold him in my arms. Wake up with him every morning, make sweet love with him. I look nervously down each end of the hall, all the while whistling the theme music to Mission Impossible. My hands are shaking so bad, I fear I'm about to drop the items I hold. Okay, I can do this. Breath in..... Get in, get out without getting caught. Yeah, how would I explain this one? 'Sorry General, I want to confess my love for my best friend. My very male best friend, so I came up with this idea while watching Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr last night. Since it's Valentine's day, I decided to leave him a pink rose of possibility. 'Lord I can hear Dear Ol' George now...Nah' let's not go there. Task in hand....Got to get this done... It's early. No way Daniel's even out of bed now. Putting the spare key in the lock, which YES I swiped. I just about get it unlocked when I hear.... "O'NEILL!" "Jesus Christ!" I yell, jumping into the as yet still closed door. My heart is pounding. I'm on the verge of a coronary here, as Teal'c hovers over me. He's staring down at me. Then he gets a glance of what is in my hand. The pink rose, and a piece of paper. "Oh shit! Busted!" I curse. He says nothing. I just about start to calm down when I see an honest to god smile come across his lips. He bows his head downwards and turns to walk away. I hear him say, "If you hurt Daniel Jackson...." He doesn't need to say anymore. I find my voice and reply, "Never!" He starts whistling the tune 'Taps'...badly I might add and disappears down the corridor. He's definitely been hanging around me way too long. Opening Daniel's door, I make my way over to his desk. I place the rose down on his desk mat. In front of it I place the paper with the poem I spent all night writing. I put my heart into writing it. Looking it over once more, I make sure it says everything I feel. I've had this feeling As long as I could remember My heart was made for healing I wanna love you every January to December Holding back a million feelings That I was afraid to show But I want to love you forever I just thought I'd let you know With all jokes aside, I'm not playing games My love can no longer hide I hope you feel the same You are no longer alone Daniel, I welcome you home If there is a slight chance @1800 hrs meet me up top To start a new romance Between the two of us. ........Jack....... Very proud of myself, I place the note back on top of the rose and I start laughing. Who would have ever thought... Mr. Special Ops, Bad-Ass Colonel for the Air Force writing a love poem. Well I do have many talents people don't know of. And hopefully, Danny will be finding out about one of them tonight. I walk away and stop short. I start wondering for the moment. 'Am I crazy?' 'Should I just forget about this?' "No!" I shake my head at the thoughts. I will never know if the feelings are mutual until one of us take this step. I need to know. Today will go down as either the best day of my life, or possibly the worse. Anxious of getting caught, I vamoose from his office. Locking the door, I head upstairs. 10:34 a.m. ~Daniel Time~ "Excuse me Captain," Daniel says. "Could you do me a huge favor and unlock my door for me?" he finishes, then nods his head downwards toward the keys sticking out of his pants pocket. The pretty, petite blonde Captain pulled them out and unlocked the door. She then placed them on top of the many books crowding Daniel's arms. "Thank you," He said to her, smiling. She smiled back, "You're welcome." Using his elbow he hits the light switch on. Kicking the door shut with his leg, he made his way over to his desk. Oblivious to anything new on it, he drops the four heavy text books down and unknowingly crushes the contents on his desk mat. "This will keep me busy for hours," he says to no one particularly, grabbing ahold of an artifact SG4 had brought back. "Definitely. Busy for hours." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15:13 hrs ~Jack~ Oh boy. Now I'm in for it. General Hammond's in stern lecture mode here. He just got off the phone with some personnel who were scared "shitless" for less of a better word. "Colonel," He snaps at me. 'Oh boy." "Do you care to inform me why our BIG Jaffa friend is going around the base, whistling the tune for military funerals?" Crap! Rolling my eyes, I shrug my shoulders. A dumb founded look on my face. "I..I... don't know? Should we give him a bugle?" Good one Jack....Stern lecture, then yelling..... Great. Well this is fun! 15:13 hrs. Daniel time 3:13 p.m. (A knock on the door) "It's open," he says. Too lost in the texts that fill his desk, he doesn't notice Major Carter walk over to him. "Daniel," she says. "Yes Sam?" he replies. "I'm going to get something to eat. Would you care to join me?" He doesn't reply. Doesn't even look away from his book. She shakes his shoulder. "Oh. No Sam. No Thank you." She smiles at him. Looking at the books covering his desk. Smelling the coffee airing throughout his office. "Okay, bye Daniel," she says. he doesn't reply. She shuts the door and walks down the hall. Stopping suddenly when she hears whistling throughout the hall. Looking around she see's personnel stop short with scared looks plastered on their faces. The sight of a Big Jaffa with a smile on his face, whistling a death tune could do that to you. Walking over to Teal'c she, grabs ahold of his arm. Next stop: Infirmary. 17:53 hrs ~Jack~ This has definitely been a long day. Tons of papers in need of signatures. Hammond on my case about Teal'c scaring away the new recruits, as well as some old personnel. Okay breathe. You better make this up to me tonight Daniel! Now it's time to meet my destiny. Good or bad. Happy or sad, I have to know. Locking up my office, I head up top. 17:57 hrs....~still Jack~ Maybe this was a bad idea. I mean I'm not much of a romantic. Got this idea watching an old movie. An old movie in which one didn't make it to the destination because they were seriously injured. Knowing Daniel's luck....Let's see....... Snake bait, killed by zat blast.....sarcophagus withdrawal because of a sex-crazed princess, killed by radiation poisoning, kidnapped by Guerrillas, killed..... Okay maybe this WAS a bad idea. Using my cell, I dial Daniel's office. "Hello?" I hear him say. I hang up. Breathe. There's still time. 18:00 hrs ~Jack~ He's always late. He'd probably be late to his own funeral. I'll wait. He's worth it! 19:50 hrs Destiny sucks! I'm not gonna cry. Too proud to cry. I gave it my best, but I guess that wasn't enough. Should I call him? Why bother. I now know the answer. Thank god it's the weekend, I'm going home..... God I need a beer! 22:02 hrs.. Daniel time...10:02 p.m. "Hello?" he says into the receiver..."Hello?" Click..... Back to reading he goes....... 22:01 hrs ~Jack~ Another sip of the beer, another smash to the wall. "Another one bites the dust!" I laugh. I make my way over to the dining room table and lift up the tablecloth sending the dishes I set there this morning smashing to the floor. Had the night planned. Well, plans change. Hell, I probably would have killed him with my cooking anyway. I drag my drunken carcass over to the 'fridge and open the door to an unwelcome sight. "Fuck! Outta beer! That won't do." I grab my keys and stumble to the door. I stop and make one final call, just to be sure. "Hello, Hello?" I hear him say. I end the call. So Daniel stayed at the office. Well he just ruined my night. I'm hungry and horny and I'm going to confront him. Stumbling out, I get into my car and head toward the mountain. 22:59 hrs... Daniel time.. 10:59 p.m. ~Jack~ Bang..Bang...Bang.. "It's open!" he says. Bang..Bang...Bang.. "Oh for crying out loud!" Daniel places the book back on top of the others and heads toward the door. Opening it he sees a very shit faced Colonel snarling down at him. "Jack?" he says. I guess he doesn't know what to say. I just stare at him deep and hard. I'm hot, bothered and was in the mood for making some passionate love tonight and he ruined my plans. Okay I'm drunk, and really stupid for driving drunk over here, but he's the reason. Walking uncomfortably away from me he picks up the phone. "Maybe I should call the infirmary?" "No!" I yell. "Nothing wrong with me but a broken heart." Oh crap, I didn't want that to come out. "Fuck!" Alcohol and emotions, bad combination. "Broken heart?" he asks, putting down the phone. "Yeah Daniel, broken heart. You should know why!" He looks at me. He's got this little boy lost look going on. "What are you talking about?" he asks. Honestly I'm starting to think he has no idea what I'm talking about. "Why didn't you have the balls to come up and tell me no then? Huh? Don't I at least deserve that much?" The look on his face at that point went from little boy lost, to utter confusion. Maybe...Just maybe he never got the.... Trying to focus my eyes, I see books crowding his desk. Big, thick books.."Shit!" "Jack?" He walks over to me. I start laughing. Yes people, alcohol and emotions are indeed a bad combination. Laughing hysterically, I point over to the desk and fall backwards on my ass. Damn that hurt! He's lifting me up, and I'm laughing in his face. "What about my desk?" he asks. I shake my head. I can't stop laughing. Boy am I an ass. I really do suck at this romance crap. Maybe I should try to get the poem out of here before he can see it. He leave my side and walks over to the desk. I reach out for him, but now fall flat on my face. Fuck! I'm really gonna feel it tomorrow. He looks at his books and lifts each one up. He sneezes on mark, as I try to get myself off the floor. Looking at him I see him notice the remains of the rose, along with the note. Placing the books to the side, he picks up the paper and starts to read it. I gotta get out of here. Damn it, I've fallen and I can't get up. Where is one of those device thingies when I need one? I shouldn't't of had that 7th beer. Or was it 8th. Or 9th..Oh well. He finally looks up from reading. He looks over at me. Placing the letter on his desk, he comes and helps me up. Looking at me in the eyes, he leans in toward me. His lips are just about to touch mine when I let out a really loud belch. Great one O'Neill. He says nothing. Smiles at me and goes in for another one. Our lips touch, his mouth so smooth. His tongue lapses around mine. Then I pass out. In his arms, I pass out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- February 15th Unknown hours: ~Jack~ "Oh God.. What's that smell!?" Waking up nauseous and with one hell of a headache, I look around to see where I am. I'm home in my bed, but how did I get here? I remember being at the base with Daniel then.... Oww! My ass is killing me! Oh yeah, I fell. Now, how the hell DID I get back home? "Good, you're awake." Is that Danny? "Daniel," I say, "How did I get home?" He smiles at me as he walks over to my bed. "Teal'c and I brought you here right after you passed out in my arms." "Second question: What fucking died in here?" "Well," he replies "It smells like YOU did, but it you're referring to the smell of food, that's breakfast." I reach my hand up and place it on his cheek. "Jack," he says placing his hand over mine to lean his face into my touch. "I'm sorry I'm late. Can you forgive me?" I smile at him. I pull him down towards me and just as we are about to share our second kiss, Daniel places both his hands upon my chest to hold himself back from my lips. Saying, "Jack! Could you PLEASE go brush your teeth first!!? And speaking of hygiene, a shower wouldn't hurt either!" "OK Daniel, but only if you join me." ~Hours later~ As we lie in bed together, hours after getting to know each other's 'hot spots' he lifts his head from my bare chest. "Jack..." he says, looking so damn sexy naked and sweaty. "Did I miss someone's funeral? Teal'c seems to have the tune 'Taps' stuck in his head." "Daniel. Don't ask!" ~Back at The SGC~ "General?" Siler calls his Commander. "There seems to be a problem with Teal'c." "Christ! What is it now?" "Um, He's walking down the halls humming the bridal march." The end.... (Comment on this)
Sunday, September 24th, 2006
8:49 pm	RockStar Okay, Noone probably will EVER read this: And I should of wrote this weeks ago, but i"ve been in denial(Not just a river in egypt!) RockStar Supernova what a waste of my time. At least Rockstar INXS gothe right singer. JD RULES as does the Switch album..... Current Mood: tired Current Music: Was listening to Evanescence: Anywhere but here CD (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 21st, 2006
6:05 pm	Poems: That might be part of a story some day. I dream of him the again last night He held me tight, pulled away my fright A strong arm that held me near Showing me in his own way, how he held me dear Held my hand when I was in pain Carried an umberella to keep me wet from the rain Whispered words of encouragement. Kept me going from the hell It was you that for, I wished to get well Then an accident and your memory of me is gone Typical Dinozzo luck. I know this is my song A smile adorned my face when you returned to me Then you left again. Went to live by the sea I wish he would just give in and give in But in his eyes, it would be nothing but a sin You love me, I know you do But, I love you so I'll wait forever. That I am the fool. ==hiatus part 2 NCIS Dinozzo/Gibbs I never wrote an NCIS, but i'm thinking about it. Current Mood: blah Current Music: Missing by Evanescence (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006
7:58 pm	hm... Got ideas of what I wanna do with this thing. Just have to get it figured out... I want this to be an open community for people to post whatever sort of T.V. show fanfics they want: As long as they are tasteful. Current Mood: contemplative Current Music: Music to ANTM.. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
9:31 am	Just getting started. Nothing yet.. but soon. Current Mood: gotta leave in hour for work Current Music: Magic bus. Q104.3 here in NY (Comment on this)